Of Dogs and Walks

If you're going for a walk, 

Watch out for dogs; 

For they bark and they sneer, 

And they don't drink beer;

Which is what you might do, 

After a walk or two;

For dogs will be dogs, 

And cogs will be cogs, 

And cogs that don't work, 

Are like dogs refusing to work;

When dogs bark a lot, 

They make such a fuss;

Your ears begin to rot, 

And maybe you might cuss;

So wear what you will, 

When you go for a walk, 

Care not for the dog, nor the bark or the cog;

Walk as you will, 

And talk as you must;

For dogs that bark with a shrill, 

Are definitely unjust. 

- by Jason of Melaka